Psychic FAQs

What are Alex’s credentials?
At the moment he has none, he predicts the future and does not dwell on the past so we will not know how good he is until the future is now, so to speak. Alex says “I have visions, I can see into the future, many years into the future, I have been there and I know, beware the Ides of March, beware”.

Have any of Alex’s predictions come to pass?
Yes, he predicted El Nino, he predicted the Australian cricket team would beat the Poms on the last Ashes tour and win the world cup in ’99. He took an umbrella with him to work the day of the big flood.

How does one become the official club psychic?
We have had club psychics in the past, who knows where they come from or where they go, as soon as you think that’s the last we’ll see of those psychics, one will turn up. Once they have made their presence (and indeed their prescience) known it is a club tradition that they be appointed.

What are the winning Lotto numbers?
5, 12, 26, 28, 33, 40 and the supplementary numbers are 4 and 32.