Chris Hagen

Nickname/s: phatman
Height & weight: 193cm & 112kg
Born, date & place: South Melbourne, 1978
Lives: Stanmore
Job: Team Manager – Relationship Management
Marital Status: Single (he he he)

Rugby Position/s: No. 8, Second Row
Rugby Background: I started at KOBS about 4 years ago in the mighty Hooligans side. Progressed up a few grades and currently am stranded on the sideline with an eye injury.
Seasons for Kobs: 4th season
Kobs Tours: Not Enough
Rugby Highlights: Being a part of Thirsty Thirds last year.
Rugby Lowlights: Being defeated by Colleagues 3-0 in the Hooligans deciding match.
Club/s you most enjoy defeating: Liverpool
Rugby Goal: To be allowed to kick for goal or touch.
Favourite Rugby team: Brumbies
Favourite Rugby player: Jim Williams (ye olde No.
Play any other sports: Cricket, aFL, and yes.. Netball


Drink: Carlton Draught
Food: Spaghetti Bolognese
Movie: Top Gun
Book: Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates
Song: Seven Nation army – The White Stripes
Band: Pearl Jam
actress: Jenna Jamison
actor: Samuel L Jackson
TV Show: MythBusters

Pick up line: If i asked you for sex, would your answer be the same as the one to this question?

Best Saturday night ever: In my first season, being the MOOSE of the week after kicking a goal from the sideline. at least i think it was my best Saturday night ever.. What i can remember of it.

Scariest Moment in Life: Hoping that your boys dont swim.

Best advice from your Parents: Make it up as you go along.

Last beer before you die can be shared with one Kobbie: Sarge, He wouldn’t let me just have ONE beer before i died.